Money in the Bank

So Creflo Dollar is coming to Greensboro later this week, no doubt because The Dollar is looking for some cash. And I'm sure many will turn out to hear him, a sad testimony to the spiritual state of our city. But this is what I don't get. He's a televangelist, and his last name is "Dollar", allegedly. How much more truth in advertising do you want? Would it help if his middle name was "Imgonnatakeyour"?